🍷 No Thanks, I Have Wine Sweatshirt

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💘 Cupid who?

This sweatshirt says what we’re all thinking: skip the drama, pour the wine. Featuring a fierce graphic of a braided beauty side-eyeing Cupid while raising her glass, it’s the ultimate Valentine’s mood for anyone who prefers Merlot over mixed signals.

✨ Why You’ll Love It

  • Playfully Petty Graphic – Because wine > romance

  • Soft Cotton Blend – Cozy enough for couch nights or wine runs

  • Unisex Fit – Relaxed and flattering on every body

  • Fade-Free Print – Stays bold through every wash

  • Color Options – White, Pink, or Red to match your vibe

🎯 Perfect For

  • 💘 Valentine’s & Galentine’s

  • 🍷 Wine nights with your crew

  • 📸 TikTok & Instagram selfies

  • 🎁 Gifting your favorite wine snob (even if it’s you)

📐 Product Details

  • Material: Cotton/poly blend

  • Fit: Unisex, relaxed

  • Care: Machine washable, inside out

  • Printed in the USA with love and a little attitude


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