🍷 No Thanks, I Have Wine Sweatshirt
💘 Cupid who?
This sweatshirt says what we’re all thinking: skip the drama, pour the wine. Featuring a fierce graphic of a braided beauty side-eyeing Cupid while raising her glass, it’s the ultimate Valentine’s mood for anyone who prefers Merlot over mixed signals.
✨ Why You’ll Love It
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✔ Playfully Petty Graphic – Because wine > romance
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✔ Soft Cotton Blend – Cozy enough for couch nights or wine runs
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✔ Unisex Fit – Relaxed and flattering on every body
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✔ Fade-Free Print – Stays bold through every wash
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✔ Color Options – White, Pink, or Red to match your vibe
🎯 Perfect For
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💘 Valentine’s & Galentine’s
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🍷 Wine nights with your crew
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📸 TikTok & Instagram selfies
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🎁 Gifting your favorite wine snob (even if it’s you)
📐 Product Details
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Material: Cotton/poly blend
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Fit: Unisex, relaxed
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Care: Machine washable, inside out
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Printed in the USA with love and a little attitude
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 | 34.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 | 40.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
